Out of the Mouth of Moms...

...join MckMama and me for the fun...

"i don't care if you like it, you need to put your big girl panties on"

"please don't twirl in the grocery cart... yes, ballerinas do twirl, but ballerinas also sit"

"no Mommy does not have a baby brother in there(pointing to my belly) only your sister was in there"

"I am sure Jessie and Woody would like to visit Cinderella and Snow White, but can they please do so in your dollhouse and not the washer?"

"I know Zack (the dog) is thirsty, but he can wait for Mommy to get him water, you don't need to share yours"

"we can't wear our tutus in the bathtub. yes, well if they are dirty Mommy will wash them with your clothes. No, you can't be washed with your clothes. No, when you get bigger you still can't be washed with your clothes"

"Use your shirt, I don't have a tissue. Seriously? can't you please just pretend to be messy.... okay, fine, use my shirt"

"yes, mommy & daddy did get married. well, you are going to have to talk to daddy about who you want to marry, he may have some rules."

"i know you love your veggies, but can you please try to eat some of the chicken, too"

"yes, Isabelle drinks Mommy's milk. Yes, you did too when you were a baby. No, Daddy doesn't have Mommy MIlk. Well, no, Daddy doesn't have Daddy Milk either. You're right, Mommy has Milk and the store has milk, that's it."

"Great job using the potty. Oh yes, I see, you are right, that was a big one. Okay, say bye bye and we can see what happens next time"